JAMES. I THINK I'VE GONE BLIND.

SNIVELLUS. DUNCANNON. TOGETHER.

As in...TOGETHER together!

I...I don't even know what to say. Tell me I was daydreaming. Did I drift off in class? Am I dead?

Anything has to be better than the image of Snape with a bird on his arm...anything.

Holy Mother of Merlin, help us all!